Dan the American!
Dan was visiting (from America) his friend Lynn Jones during our production of The Visit. We found ourselves without a bodyguard and coffin bearer for the second performance. Lyn pressganged Dan into action and, arriving on the night with only a few minutes to be given a guided tour before curtain up, went on blind without ever having seen the show.
We never actually learnt Dan's surname!!
He didn't put a foot wrong and then flew off back to the USA the next morning. We never did find out his surname ...